The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.
Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.
Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.
Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!
by RyanDaSniper November 30, 2019
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A useful term that indicates when something is nauseous in an unsatisfying, gross way. It’s pronounced CH-loooo-mpi like you’re trying to grab something with your mouth. Has a variety of appropriate usages.
Examples: Lumpy Challah with raisins. Macbeth test. Curry leaves. Cold, wet towel.
A useful term that indicates when something is nauseous in an unsatisfying, gross way. It’s pronounced CH-loooo-mpi like you’re trying to grab something with your mouth. Has a variety of appropriate usages.
Examples: Lumpy Challah with raisins. Macbeth test. Curry leaves. Cold, wet towel.
“I have sand stuck between my toes, it’s so chloompy.”
“That week-old cholent sitting in the fridge is chloompy. I think we should throw it out.”
“Having a full-day schedule on google classroom is so chloompy!”
“That week-old cholent sitting in the fridge is chloompy. I think we should throw it out.”
“Having a full-day schedule on google classroom is so chloompy!”
by Wacky Challah December 31, 2020
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Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
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Get the dong chomper mug.One who frequently puts his or her mouth apon many erect penis'. They are obsessed with it. Its a passion of theirs to enhale as many pork swords as possible.
That guy who just swallowed my load is a serious chub chomper. If i didn't know better, I'd think he is a homo.
by Beanbag Ballsack January 8, 2009
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