Chives for eyes

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.

Im so tired I have chives for eyes

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

Chipersma Technique

A technique whereby authoritative members of a internet discussion board spam a thread in order to deflect from a currently heated and/or possibly offensive discussion. The technique deflects via topic alteration or simply confusing to the point of losing ones train of thought. Often used as a alternative or precursor to thread lock.

A thread starts getting very heated. The mods interject using the Chipersma Technique and post streams of spam unrelated to the current controversial topic.

by drgeebz November 8, 2012

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

Apparently it's what System of a Down likes on their pizza.

From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

by viva riolu May 31, 2011

chaversham

Town in kent formerly called Faversham. Due to the recent and constant increase in chavs the town has since been renamed.

1) 'Fancy a trip to faversham'
2) 'No chance, too many chavs for my liking. Think i'll give chaversham a miss.'

by Paul Johnston November 16, 2006

Chivesy

Adjective. Used to describe a person that is slightly awkward or shy. Can imply a person who is social but does not correctly socialize. May even show a slight gay or unusual sexual behavior. Typically a derogatory term to show superiority in social class.

"Alex over there seems a little chivesy."

by jcstripe May 13, 2014

Chivels

an unrecognizable monster that eats anything and everything without remorse. A chivels has many forms such as a human, to a black-holeish like being. The thing about Chivels' is that they can eat ANYTHING from nuclear explosions to entire galaxies

"Is that a Chivels?!"

"It Is! Run!"

by Sleepy__Mouse July 14, 2019

Chivered

The state of being transported to a different world through substances, getting 'lit', or unbelievably fucked up. An alternative to munted, cooked and off-tap.

Oi boys, want to get chivered tonight? I don't want to get any type of fucked up, I want to get chivered.

by She'll Be Right September 23, 2016