Chive

When something is stuck in someone's teeth after eating usually pepper or any kind of food.

You have a chive please go find a toothpick.

After eating you can ask your friend do I have any chives?

by Macabee007 December 8, 2013

Chive

Chive is a verbal noun. A person that have the biggest heart and also not a wimp afraid to fight about it. A chive is an act of freedom against oppressive subjugative repression to an idea of a singular dominant. Chive is a logical action toward the type of unfriendly dickens and cuntiness group of liars and haters. As one said, if that group of scummy spoil colleger mouthing about why you were alone with a laptop in a 24 hour coffee joint at 2am, just keep calm and chive on.

Chive is also considered a noble act of reasoning. Instead of picking a fight with some one, walk away and leave the person continue to shout. Its consiered a chivey act as In you know your worth it.

Keep calm and chive on
That cop smoke weed with us, he's pretty chive bro.

by Smartest Mafia Ever Fuckaaaaaa March 18, 2017

Chive

the gentle scraping of the puss on her partners teeth before having sex.

Before we mount would you like me to chive your puss.

by Beaverglory August 6, 2013

Chive

Someone who is a mix between Chav and Gamer.

A Chive.

"Omg them fuckin` Chives stole my copy of WoW"

World or Warcraft for those of you who dont know ;

by McForelli December 27, 2007

Chive (chiving)

a verb refering to the act of fingering ones asshole

"Dude, I chived her good last night. She didn't even crap."

by Bonnar May 25, 2004

Chived

To be really pissed off

Molly: Anton is really making me angry

Tommy: you feeling abit chived?

by Maxwr1 June 9, 2019

The Chive

Would you like to show that you are an average male/female ages 18-30 who finds basic memes created 4 years ago to be absolutely hilarious? Do you enjoy going on a website that everyone within your target audience goes on, and perhaps would you like to purchase a generic t-shirt? Are you okay with female nudity and in fact, promote it? Females, would you like to submit a half-naked picture of yourself on the world wide web, so everyone can see how attractive you look once you have photoshopped the hell out of your picture? Forget sending them to boyfriends or possible love interests, why not post it on a website so that EVERYONE can see your most personal parts and do god-knows-what with it. You'll have a million boys knocking down your door within minutes! And the best part is, it's free! Go on the Chive.com today, and remember, everyone is doing it!

"wow, that guy has a Chive t-shirt, he must be so cool and definitely not a giant douche bag! The Chive is the best website ever. KCCO"

by FavoriteWorstNightmare March 20, 2014