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A chitter is a wooden box with 2 compartments which hold a one hitter. The large compartment is for storing the pot (Fits about an eighth) and the smaller compartment stores a one hitter or a "bat." They are very discrete and due to the small amount loaded into the chitter, there's very little waste of grass.
Dude A: I ran out of weed, do you have anything in your chitter?

Dude B: Nah, I smoked everything that was in my chitter box when I woke up this morning.

Dude A: Do you mind if I clean your pipe?
Chitter by Stinky McDonald November 8, 2013
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It means everything but nothing at the same time.
We chitter so much together!

Freddy got us chittered.

She's on her last chitter right now.
Chitter by Chitterqueen November 10, 2021
Another term for 'chatter' (from 'chitter chatter'); nonimportant chatting
They chittered all day.
chitter by Narocia Volkov March 1, 2022

they chitter, you ass 

Phrase spoken by Pat Carr to describe the sound of squirrels.
Andy: "You should hear those squirrels bark."
Pat: "They chitter, you ass!"
they chitter, you ass by Fry May 24, 2004

Chattering Classes

The term Chattering Classes is an essentially British expression, seldom heard outside the UK. It was invented by British journalist Oberon Waugh (he really couldn’t stand them) but was later taken up by pundits and political commentators to describe a group of the “metropolitan middle class”. Generally though it’s used as a derogatory tag for those who are politically active, socially concerned and ‘highly’ educated; especially those with political, media or academic connections. Its original meaning has now changed somewhat and now it usually refers to WOFS, Londoncentric pseudo-celebrities who talk a lot about social injustice, disaster relief, third world aid and all the other fashionable causes but do absolutely fuck all to help.
The chattering classes are all talk and no action.

Critter shitter 

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!
Critter shitter by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter cage 

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.
GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.
Critter cage by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016