chinstrap

The thing that keeps a helmet on your head.

Makes you look goofy, which is hard to do since you already have a helmet on your head and you're forty-seven.
"Bob... Bob, seriously."

"What now, Stan?"

"Bob... fucking unbuckle your chinstrap."

"Then what's the point of the helmet, Stan, huh, what then?"

"Then you fucking take the helmet off! You're an embarassment to men. Look, look at that five-year old over there. She's got a helmet on. Your forty-seven, Bob. Wait, just watch this... hey little girl?"

"What you old hags?"

"What do you think of this guy..." *thumbs over*

"The douchebag with that helmet?"

"Hey, I'm not a douchebag you little punk! And you have a helmet on too!"

"Um, yeah, because my mom tells me to; and it's also where I store my weed. Want some?"

"Fuck yeah, how much for a dime?"

"Stan wtf?!"
by cag April 01, 2007
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chinstrap

A chinstrap is when kids grow a beard and wear a hat 24/7. So, it appears that his beard keeps his hat on his head.
Yeah, I know who you're talking about; the guy with the chinstrap and the non prescription glasses.
by nolipz the midnight marauder October 23, 2003
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chinstrap

To be 'on your chinstrap', means that you are knackered and absolutely positively cannot go on. You're fucked up good and proper.
Military Slang.
"I can't go on, I'm on my chinstrap here."
by Diego July 29, 2003
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chinstrap

Incarceration Term-
A hard and heavy blow the chin as a form of minor punishment in prison/jail. Usually given for minor incursions. A head will tell a torpedo to administer the chinstrap.
Johnny Boy lost two of his teeth last night when our head told a torpedo to give him a chinstrap.
by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006
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Chinstrap

When one is inducing orgasm using the art of titty F*cking the final "blow" is produced by extreme pressure causing the seminal fluid to spread across the partners chin causing a "strap" affect.
Other known uses:

1.That guy is such a chinstrap.

2. I just wen skiing on chinstrap mountain.
by Jonathan April 22, 2005
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Kentucky Chinstrap

When someone rests their chin on a man's testicles while the man repeatedly hits them in the face with his erect penis.
Jim: Hey, can I give you a Kentucky Chinstrap?

Abby: I've never tried it, but it sounds like fun!

(Abby puts her chin on her Jim's testicles. Jim starts hitting her with his penis)

Wife: This... is... not... what... I was... thinking... dammit, Jim!
by The Graham Cracker November 10, 2011
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Belgian Chinstrap

while receiving a blowjob, the male pulls the excess flesh from his nutsack and wraps it around the girls chin, hence, creating the belgian chinstrap
Me and that girl from the bar got freaky last night and I gave her a Belgian Chinstrap
by Crocodilejohndee December 22, 2011
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