The thing that keeps a helmet on your head.
Makes you look goofy, which is hard to do since you already have a helmet on your head and you're forty-seven.
Makes you look goofy, which is hard to do since you already have a helmet on your head and you're forty-seven.
"Bob... Bob, seriously."
"What now, Stan?"
"Bob... fucking unbuckle your chinstrap."
"Then what's the point of the helmet, Stan, huh, what then?"
"Then you fucking take the helmet off! You're an embarassment to men. Look, look at that five-year old over there. She's got a helmet on. Your forty-seven, Bob. Wait, just watch this... hey little girl?"
"What you old hags?"
"What do you think of this guy..." *thumbs over*
"The douchebag with that helmet?"
"Hey, I'm not a douchebag you little punk! And you have a helmet on too!"
"Um, yeah, because my mom tells me to; and it's also where I store my weed. Want some?"
"Fuck yeah, how much for a dime?"
"Stan wtf?!"
"What now, Stan?"
"Bob... fucking unbuckle your chinstrap."
"Then what's the point of the helmet, Stan, huh, what then?"
"Then you fucking take the helmet off! You're an embarassment to men. Look, look at that five-year old over there. She's got a helmet on. Your forty-seven, Bob. Wait, just watch this... hey little girl?"
"What you old hags?"
"What do you think of this guy..." *thumbs over*
"The douchebag with that helmet?"
"Hey, I'm not a douchebag you little punk! And you have a helmet on too!"
"Um, yeah, because my mom tells me to; and it's also where I store my weed. Want some?"
"Fuck yeah, how much for a dime?"
"Stan wtf?!"
by cag April 5, 2007
Get the chinstrapmug. A chinstrap is when kids grow a beard and wear a hat 24/7. So, it appears that his beard keeps his hat on his head.
by nolipz the midnight marauder October 23, 2003
Get the chinstrapmug. During the performance of oral sex on a female, a bearded male will place his chin between the vaginal lips and shakes his head back and forth rapidly and lightly to induce a pleasurable experience for the female.
by Joey from AU December 24, 2007
Get the Chinstrappedmug. To be 'on your chinstrap', means that you are knackered and absolutely positively cannot go on. You're fucked up good and proper.
Military Slang.
Military Slang.
by Diego July 29, 2003
Get the chinstrapmug. Incarceration Term-
A hard and heavy blow the chin as a form of minor punishment in prison/jail. Usually given for minor incursions. A head will tell a torpedo to administer the chinstrap.
A hard and heavy blow the chin as a form of minor punishment in prison/jail. Usually given for minor incursions. A head will tell a torpedo to administer the chinstrap.
by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006
Get the chinstrapmug. When someone rests their chin on a man's testicles while the man repeatedly hits them in the face with his erect penis.
Jim: Hey, can I give you a Kentucky Chinstrap?
Abby: I've never tried it, but it sounds like fun!
(Abby puts her chin on her Jim's testicles. Jim starts hitting her with his penis)
Wife: This... is... not... what... I was... thinking... dammit, Jim!
Abby: I've never tried it, but it sounds like fun!
(Abby puts her chin on her Jim's testicles. Jim starts hitting her with his penis)
Wife: This... is... not... what... I was... thinking... dammit, Jim!
by The Graham Cracker November 11, 2011
Get the Kentucky Chinstrapmug. while receiving a blowjob, the male pulls the excess flesh from his nutsack and wraps it around the girls chin, hence, creating the belgian chinstrap
by Crocodilejohndee December 27, 2011
Get the Belgian Chinstrapmug.