Chinaman Swirl 

An audacious sex act.

Instruct your sexual partner to get down on all fours; approach from the rear. Gently cup their genitalia and place your thumb firmly on their anus. Slowly swirl your tongue, in an anti-clockwise direction, around the tip of your thumb. Repeat.

"I could go for a Chinaman Swirl tonight, it's been too long."

Chinaman Swirl by Josa Starkslin April 15, 2017

China-man's beard 

Thin, whispy, sparse hair that grows on the bahr-bag

Check out the China-man's beard on my nut-sack

China-man's beard by Glasshoppah April 22, 2011

Chinaman Snowblower

The act of filling a partner's butthole with cocaine and snorting it as they fart it out.

John went down to the strip club and got a chinaman snowblower.

Chinaman Snowblower by Wheezy P Jesus November 16, 2012

Sweaty Chinaman

When one man pisses on the top of another mans head so that when the piss slowly trickles down the man's forehead and nears his eyes, the recipient squints his eyes with his hair and forehead all soaking wet, looking like a Sweaty Chinaman.

If Daniel had not given Norm that sweaty chinaman at his birthday party last night ,I think the candles may have lit his eyebrows on fire.

Sweaty Chinaman by Pap-paw pee pants June 10, 2011

Sneaky Chinaman 

When a person cuts line - when pulled up they claim to not understand the theory behind lines nor understand orderly waiting.

Dude I thought you checked in ages ago - you were in line for a while - yeah man got sneaky chinamaned by a whole family! Took ages!

Sneaky Chinaman by Linewatcher July 19, 2015

Slimy Chinaman

When you're getting a blowjob and you cum on their eyes causing them to squint. Immediately after cumming, you tell him how much of a disgrace he is to his family for being gay.

Todd: Bro, Max gave me the sickest Slimy Chinaman the other day.
Jerry: Does it count if I do that to a woman?
Todd: No.

Slimy Chinaman by SpagheddieMurphy July 22, 2017

sloppy chinaman 

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.

After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman

sloppy chinaman by FFOCUSTPA10 June 27, 2010