chili ring

The feces that remains around your asshole if you do not wipe well enough.

She had a nice ass, but also a nasty chili ring. She's gotta wash her butt.....

by supacool(o)(o) July 1, 2008

chili ring of death

When you have spicy food and and your asshole hurts when you shit

Hey did you hear mtv pat had the chili ring of death after he ate spicy peppers

by Buntin June 6, 2020

Chili Ring Fiesta

A large grouping of people cleaning the excess fecal matter of each other's assholes by intercourse or use of tongue.

Holy shit Gary I still have feces in my mouth from that raging chili ring fiesta last night.

by Reach Around My Ass July 10, 2010

Chili Ring

When the skin around an anus is a darker skin tone then her skin color. Often darker brown in color, especially noticable if she has pale skin. The opposite of a pink donut, which is an anus pink in color with no dark skin around it.

I was sexually interested in Mary until she spread her buttcheeks to reveal a nasty chili ring. I left immediately.

by Plutonic Prostitute June 15, 2018

Chilly ring

When one does not wipe very well leaving a ring of shit around their anus

Dude when we did anal she had a chilly ring

by lv.100 unknown June 22, 2014

chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.

You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"

by Arashiin October 9, 2011

Chili Ring

Post-anal-coital activity involving consuming the residue around the anus, including blood, fecal matter and several other fluids.

That girl is so hot, i would so chili ring her.

For my birthday, i want to chow down on a chili ring.

by The Chili Ringer November 20, 2009