texas chili dog

When you take a runny chunky shitty diarrhetic shit on a girls chest, then titty fuck her.

I gave Wanda a texas chili dog then she realized how much of a dirty slut she was.

by eric ornelaas June 21, 2006

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chili dog

When a girl shits on a guys dick then he stick's it in her ass the shit is the chili the dick is the dog and the ass is the bun!

Keirsten gave Chad a chili dog last night and he gave her a creampie afterwards!

by SlopNChop June 2, 2016

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Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.

The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!

by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013

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Swedish Chili Dog

When a man shits on a woman’s breasts and titty fucks her.

Ronda was begging for a Swedish chili dog so I loaded up on Taco Bell, sprayed some trouser chili on her chest and titty fucked that bitch.

by Neck Baster 420 69 October 2, 2021

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chili dog surprise

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

by penh June 6, 2009