I suggested that my girlfriend take shower after I gave her an alabama hotpocket, but she said that she wasn't done, so I gave her a chili bowl.
by Sergey Sukovsky June 15, 2008
When two people link assess and shit onto each other at the same time creating a huge mess for someone to eat. Hence...the chili bowl.
by ToeFarts June 12, 2010
A chili bowl is when you take a shit in your lover's hands and then they hold it while giving you a blow job. When you're ready to finish, you pull out of their mouth and jizz on top of the pile of shit. Then, if so inclined, the person "eats the chili"
by Pennyfiber March 04, 2010
by Jack Duke November 11, 2004
In the middle of anal sex with a female, pull out and proceed to vomit in the gaping ass hole. Once done vomiting continue the anal sex until climax. The sludgy mess that escapes her rear afterwards provides your chili bowl with its contents.
"Dude, your room smells terrible."
"Yeah, gave this bitch an Alberta chili bowl last night, it got everywhere."
"Yeah, gave this bitch an Alberta chili bowl last night, it got everywhere."
by Bigcoopdogg November 16, 2012
Similar to the chili-dog, which we all know is when you poop between a girls boobs, place your weiner inside said boobs and thrust. ergo, you have a chili-dog.
A chili-bowl is when someone has funnel chest, thereby creating a small crater in their rib cage. In this instance, you poop down into their cravace and insert your weiner. Thereby creating the chili-bowl, with a weiner to stir.
A chili-bowl is when someone has funnel chest, thereby creating a small crater in their rib cage. In this instance, you poop down into their cravace and insert your weiner. Thereby creating the chili-bowl, with a weiner to stir.
This new guy at work, lets call him Bick, has funnel-chest. I'm comin' over after work to try out the 'ol chili bowl
by the coolest dude ever March 24, 2009
Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
by MyBrainHurts2 October 16, 2005