chick-fil-a’d

when a business establishment is closed on a Sunday. bonus points if it’s closed because of Jesus.

i really needed to wash my car today but the car wash was closed. i got chick-fil-a’d.

by jesusgurl777 April 17, 2022

chick dump

When a chick takes a dump in your bathroom. It's usually much quicker than a dude's dump (but still a few minutes longer than a tinkle) and when you enter you don't smell shit, but an overwhelming reek of perfume or scented deorderizer. They might deny they took a dump in your bathroom, but you know.

"I'm going to go take a chick dump in your parents' bathroom." - Chris's girlfriend on 'Family Guy'

by Tallyho Chap! May 18, 2012

Chick dance

A group of women on the dance floor dancing for each other and only with each other, sometimes dancing to entice male audience.

Hey guys let's go dance...
No, I don't chick dance (someone that does not like dancing with her female counterparts).

by Rower24 August 28, 2010

Pa'Choco Day

Celebrated on February 15th, Pa’Choco day is the celebration of the cheapness of chocolate the day after the excessive celebration of the Hallmark holiday of Valentine's Day. Traditional festivities consist of buying chocolate in bulk on February 15 in order to give to others. Upon giving the chocolate is customary that the chocolate be shared with the giver, so that both of them can celebrate in a diabetic comatose.

Have you seen these Pa'Choco Day deals? Half price chocolate!

by RJB1 February 14, 2008

Hot Chick Dump

A Hot Chick Dump (HCD) is normal taken by a hot chick on vacation with her boyfriend at a public bathroom. Generally Hot Chicks give the impression that they do not defecate and therefore in order to keep this myth alive and not turn off their prospective spouse, they generally take their dumps in the hotel lobby bathrooms.

Dude in love. "I could swear that Susie just doesn't sh*t! She's incredible!"
Reality dude -"Bro, she's probably taking her Hot Chick Dump in the hotel lobby while you are at the bar."

by Bro Advisor January 14, 2014

chick dick

Another name for a dildo.

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

chick dude

A female who exhibits physical male traits.

I had to look twice to make sure I was looking at a girl but I settled on the fact that it is just a chick dude.

Short hair, muscular face, deep voice, pleasantly plump to cover up female apperance.

by Spencer Heaton May 2, 2008