Chicken egg and cheese

If you eat this there might be something wrong with you and i think you need to go to the hospital cuz its bacon egg and cheese you dumbass

Customer:Can i get a chicken egg and cheese please?
Worker:Boss get out here
Boss What happened
Worker:She order a chicken egg and cheese
Boss: Call 911 NOW!
Customer:???? Why
10 mins later...
FBI: Where is she

Boss: over there!
FBI: *KIlls Customer*
Everyone:*Dances happily*

by mrohr November 14, 2018

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Which came first the chicken or the egg

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.

Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

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penis buck buck chicken egg

*takes bong hit* “PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG” *laughter*

hi, PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG means you are really excited

by buckbuckchickenegg16 November 9, 2020

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count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

by Fursu May 2, 2016

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