Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi mug.Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
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• SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi
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Get the ChickenDonkeyHorse mug.<Lasse> I'm in for some hardcore chickenmonging, what about you dipsy? <Dipsy> Oh sure, grab the shovel! I want to be the one to jump on the belly! <Lasse> Awesome - then I can eat up all the rotten chicken flesh, the maggets AND my own cum, yay!
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Jammie: I'm going home.
Daniel: Why?
Jammie: I gotta go eat my chickenmonkey.
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Daniel:Can you give me a ride home.
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Get the chickenmonkey mug.A special dance used to scare away rats when they're chasing you. The dance involves running while flapping your arms like a chicken and making donkey noises. This should hopefully scare away any rats that are chasing you. Good luck.
person1: "OH NO WE'RE GETTING CHASED BY RATS!!!!
person2: "WELL WHAT DO WE DO??!!!?
person1: "DO THE CHICKENDONKEY NOW!!!!!!!"
person2: "what"
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person2: "what"
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