A worthless or rubbery cheque (check to y'all stateside), submitted as payment with no fiscal value; a forgery
"Got an Arson cheque the other day."
"Eh?"
"Some Nigerian guy tried to scam me on eBay, sent me a well dodgy cheque. I might as well wipe my arson it."
"Eh?"
"Some Nigerian guy tried to scam me on eBay, sent me a well dodgy cheque. I might as well wipe my arson it."
by Peter Phile November 14, 2006
by Kodakwhite August 31, 2022
Irresponsibly passing off an unknown cheque to another party when you do not actually know the cheque belongs to them, therefore leaving them unjustly accountable.
by Crookshanks October 22, 2009
Scottish urban phrase used to describe the tangiable value of Barrs glass juice bottles as an object of currency. 'Gless' being a lazy usage of the noun glass.
by Mercury Mike July 07, 2006
A reality cheque can be an imaginary or crudely drawn cheque sized piece of paper you hand someone when it's clear their getting too detatched from reality. Implying that they should cash it and come back down to earth from their emotional or psychological trip in the clouds. Used as a funnier alternative to yelling "Reality Check" and can sometimes be more effective due to subtlety.
"Aww man my girlfriend didn't text back right away, she must hate me. It's all over i may aswell just end it."
"Dude, chill, it's probably fine."
"Aww it hurts bro, she doesn't want me, she's gonna break my heart i know it. Just like every other girl in history! Why do i bother! It's all so stupid!..."
"Well.....i'm just gonna write you a little reality cheque here...............theeere we go. And you get back to me when you've tightened that loose screw mkay?"
"Dude, chill, it's probably fine."
"Aww it hurts bro, she doesn't want me, she's gonna break my heart i know it. Just like every other girl in history! Why do i bother! It's all so stupid!..."
"Well.....i'm just gonna write you a little reality cheque here...............theeere we go. And you get back to me when you've tightened that loose screw mkay?"
by TheWelshman July 19, 2012
by Hugo P. December 24, 2019
A person who throws large sums of money at a car to compensate for their mechanical retardation and lack of driving ability. Generally no clue as to what they are doing whilst usually making out they know everything.
by jjj bounce April 01, 2019