cheney

to try unsuccessfully to assassinate your friend while claiming to be deer hunting.

I was on a hunting trip with my friend and pulled a cheney but my friend still survived.

by Abraxas Romante August 5, 2008

Cheney

v. 1) To shoot in the face

The porn star pulled out and cheneyed the porn actress with his cum.

by C. Lee February 16, 2006

cheney

To spray in the face.

"When I withdrew from Vinnie's mouth, I grabbed it by the hilt and cheneyd his entire face."

by john mclaughlin February 16, 2006

Cheney

Neoconservative de facto leader of the United States from January 20, 2001 to January 20, 2009. His heart runs on batteries, therefore he is technically a zombie. Just like Osama Bin Laden, he has a tendency to disappear for months or years at a time, then suddenly return only when it is politically convenient for Republicans.

"George W. Bush was nothing but a figurehead, and Dick Cheney was in charge"

by JTBcat July 15, 2009

cheney

VERB: used in the phrase, "go cheney yourself", i.e., telling someone in a slightly more polite way to go fuck themselves.

From the exchange on the Senate floor between Senator Pat Leahy (D-Vermont) and the Vice President (R-Ninth Circle of Hell), wherein the latter told the former to "go fuck himself".

What a class act, that Vice Prez!

Guy #1: Hey, what's that - kiddie porn on your computer?

Guy #2: Go cheney yourself, you sick perv - it's just pictures of my kids!

by Jennifer Goodhue January 2, 2009

Cheney

1. To engage in unethical coercive activities.
2. To cover-up for unethical coercive activities.
3. To smear a person who attempts to expose an attempt at covering up unethical coercive activities.

1. He was caught cheneying and was charged with felony jury tampering.
2. After having been caught, he tried to cheney his actions to avoid being charged with a crime.
3. The whistleblower was cheneyed and was forced to quit his job.

by Jerry T. January 18, 2006

cheney

War criminal; to desecrate the Constitution.

The cheney was hung for his crimes against America.

by Gypsy Bandit December 13, 2008