chelking

when you choke on water and it travels up your nose

A: “stop making me laugh man, i’m chelking!”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

chelqing

An act of cock and ball torture. Chelqing is the process of growing your pubes out long enough to tie around the tip of the flacid penis. Once an erection begins the pubes pull on the tip to reshape the trajectory of the boner.

Shawn keeps chelqing, he seems like he’s in a lot of pain but kind of likes it??

by FudgeNug March 30, 2024

crelving

a verb. The act of putting and pulling apart velcro

Stop crelving I cant stand that sound

by Bob_Smooth July 9, 2024

Chelqing

When you pour milk into your foreskin, tie it up and wait until it becomes cheese.

Person 1: What's that smell...
Person 2: It's my knob, I've been chelqing.

by TheRealBigPoo July 10, 2024

Chelting

Unconsentually making a nigga suck you off while your taking a shit and your pissing in his mouth while he sucks you off.

Anderdingus is making me mad bro, I might get to Chelting.

by bigsaucehitemwitdablick13 November 29, 2024

Cherving

To Cherve means to excessively masturbate until you pass out, usually aiming to shoot your semen at an unsuspecting target below you. Cherving is usually done in a busy/populated area on top of a building or elevated platform where you are able to seek cover or even evacuate from quickly if noticed.

Person 1 walks onto a rooftop via roof access to smoke a cigarette.

Person 1 : Eww dude, what the fuck are you doing!?
Person 2 : AHHHH I'M ABOUT TO HIT A FUCKING GRANNY DOWN THERE, I'M CHERVING SO HARD ON ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!

by danky derp December 21, 2024