A chelly is a small turd being similar in length and width resulting in a roughly spherical shape. They are often deposited in clusters in public toilets where they may be framed with a bouquet of flamboyantly arranged paper garnishing which may or may not extend to the rim of the bowl.
Doctor: How are your bowel movements?
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.
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when a man is wearing his shirt tucked into his jeans and the overlapping chelly is hanging over and past the belt buckle.
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Get the chelly mug.She is the life of the party! Super outgoing, funny, loving & lovable. She is not for you boring stuff! So listen up, do she your drink, hit the dance floor, call some friends let’s get this litt! Don’t cross her tho, because she is way too loyal. She can be sensitive but she will beat a bitch up. Family, parents, grands, siblings, besties, kids, lovers, aunts or uncles or long term friends especially any of the babies are off limits. Stay cool be cool, down for a travel adventure or just a kick back. You need to cry cool, let’s smoke a lil bit, cause ima cry too!
Besides that, we can go to work and smoke again about it later or call me! God first always and we going be good regardless. Oh shit let me get some rest. Chelly’s are always on Go!
Besides that, we can go to work and smoke again about it later or call me! God first always and we going be good regardless. Oh shit let me get some rest. Chelly’s are always on Go!
Chelly is the life of the party.
Chelly is always there for me and my family.
Chelly is the best Aunt to my son.
Chelly is always prepared to have fun, and make fun.
Chelly is always there for me and my family.
Chelly is the best Aunt to my son.
Chelly is always prepared to have fun, and make fun.
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Get the Chelly mug.(noun) A newly discovered off-species of the Jellyfish. It's tentacles are red, sometimes giving the impression of red hair. (adj) a red-haired silly
(n) The chelly fish swam into the depths of the over-rated school of other high school fish. (adj) That chelly fish girl asked everyone in the hallway if they had a poncho. What a silly.
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