Cheezus christ

its like Jesus Christ but no , you add cheese instead of Jesus . You use this word around people you hate when they annoy you and won't shut up or if your pizza really cheesy. A lot of people won't know this word .

That hoe won't shut up ! CHEEZUS CHRIST !

*opens pizza box* CHEEZUS Christ LOML !

by Pizzalover805 June 10, 2015

Cheezus

The cheese Jesus
The only real God
I refuse to believe anything that isn't Cheezus.

100% real

Religious b*tch:Turn to Jesus
Me: I worship cheezus

by DogSaysHiDontConntact April 14, 2021

holy cheezus

The Jesus of the grilled cheese world. Everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he's holy and sexy as a grilled cheezus could be. Dam I love me some cheezus!

I pray to the holy Cheezus but when I pray, I wanna eat him

by MissesToast04 November 16, 2016

chezzuz

This is used instead of "Jesus" in a sentance. It is a mixtured of shock and disgust. It is usually followed with the turning on the persons head.

Tom- "I love you man!"
Chris- "Chezzuz!"

by Tom July 29, 2003

CheezusMicedOfficial

If you play the video's at half speed they sound like the real song!

Hey! Stop being such a CheezusMicedOfficial

by ninjatam October 24, 2017

Cheezuko

Cheezuko is nezuko+cheeze

CHEEZUKO CHANN

by Sad idiot sandwich July 8, 2021

Cheezus

The god of Cheese-Its. He is the patron saint of Halo 3 players. In order to gain his favor, a sacrifice of your entire team must be made. His blessings grant victory on the battlefield.

Private Arbolez betrays his teammate zogmufukui and then kills himself to gain Cheezus' favor.
Zogmufukui: WTF man!
Private Arbolez: Don't worry bro, Cheezus will let us win.
End of Match, their team wins.
Private Arbolez: Cheezus be praised.
Zogmufukui: Whatever...

by tehgreatestmanevar September 2, 2013