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Cheezburger Syndrome

A mild, low spectrum form of Autism (not unlike Asperger Syndrome) brought about by overexposure to the Internet. Accompanying symptoms include : greasy hair, pale skin, poor hygiene and an overwhelming dearth of social skills.
Do you have greasy hair, pale skin, horrible hygiene, a fear of the outdoors and a general unwillingness to engage in social interaction outside of an internet forum? You, too, can haz Cheezburger Syndrome!
Cheezburger Syndrome by J-radical December 3, 2010

cheezburger shoes

a ongoing roblox meme that wont fucking die
an i have cheezburger shoes

I can has cheezburger 

a website (icanhascheezburger.com) featuring many user-created images of lolcats, as well as other animals, like lolbunnys and lolruses (walruses). Most are images of animals, especially cats, with lolspeak captions.
Some running themes are: Lolrus' "bukkit," ceiling cat and basement cat, and other general mayhem.
I Can Has Cheezburger also has a spinoff site called "I Has A Hotdog," which features loldogs.
Caption on a picture of a very happy looking gray lolcat reads:
"I can has cheezburger???"

i can has cheezburger? 

An internet phrase from a picture of a lolcat with that caption (see icanhascheezburger.com). The picture is responsible for the site and its daily additions.

It's pretty stupid, but it can be used in certain situations (not many). Essentially, it has no purpose other than to be random.
- Dude, doesn't this look awesome?
- i can has cheezburger?
- No, you can't has cheezburger.

cheeseburger attack 

the intense urge that strikes one to get a cheeseburger regardless of the trials and tribulations one may face to obtain it's juicy goodness.
We need to get to McDonalds ASAP, because I am having a cheeseburger attack!!

Hamburger cheeseburger. 

Said as an expression to signify when there is indeed a difference between two things or situations, but that difference is unimportant or negligible. Often used when someone is making a big deal out of an insignificant difference. Can also be used to indicate indifference between two choices.

Origin of the phrase: Generally, if someone wants a cheeseburger, and they're served a hamburger, they won't fuss or complain. Sure, there's a difference, but who cares? It's a slice of cheese. Your life's not going to end because you didn't get cheese. Get over it.
Panama City or Myrtle Beach? Hamburger cheeseburger. (Beaches, who cares?)

or

$300, $299? Hamburger cheeseburger. (It's a dollar.)

or

Burned to death, smoke inhalation, hamburger cheeseburger. (He's still dead).