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Chesley

A small 'farming community' ravished by meth and crack heads. It is considered a complete shit hole by its inhabitants and no one can comprehend why anyone who doesn't smoke rocks lives here. It is a terrible place that gives you no hope in life, or pride in where you came from. Most people who come here would think that they would be shot while walking the streets for the first time. People have over dosed on our 'wonderful' streets. The town is TINY but is one of the most fucked up places on earth. Most addictions to drugs and/or alcohol occur here which is a known fact. It's a sad pittyful place.
"Ew, those kids are from Chesley"
by Dr. LMFAO December 17, 2012
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Cheesey Weezer

You are jacking off while your girl is asleep. As soon as she hits R.E.M.sleep and starts to snore you jam your rod down her throat and cheese off she then wakes up weezing.Some definitions include a donkey punch and forcing the weezer to make them a grilled cheese sandwhich. Also known as cheezing the Breather or gargling the cheddar.
Dude, I came home from work last night and saw the delivery boy giving my wife a Cheesey Weezer.
by Frankie Satin March 12, 2008
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Chesley

A brash chick. - Under normal circumstances her mouth would not be tolerated but once you get a load of her hotness, all is good. After a little investigation one will realize her onset of rage is due largely to the fact people having mistakenly called her Chelsea all her life, and better yet she has dealt with the morons referring to her as Chester, Chestnut, Chestless (in grade school) to Chesty. In short, her parents suck.
"That chick was fucking mean as hell, but she was hot so its cool."
"Yeah dude I know, that's Chesley for ya"
by ChumChum March 30, 2009
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Cheeley

Cheeley. A piece of furniture that is well built but covered in semen stains.
I bought this cheeley from a garage sale earlier.
by ucla23syr March 27, 2010
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cheesey hawaiin

an apple with a single slice of american cheese microwaved for exactly 45 seconds
hey dude, wanna grab a couple cheesey hawaiin's for breakfast
by dankswagportions June 15, 2018
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Cheesey Head

Receiving fellatio while eating Domino's Cheesey Bread. This act is usually performed by a cock mongler.
Kristen gave her boyfriend cheesey head on his 20th birthday.
by justin 5p January 5, 2009
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cheesey greaser

An individuals anal orafice that is coated with a "cheese" of; sweat , feces, toilet paper residue, and cheese grease . Also can be used as another downgraded derogatory term for one's "asshole".
"Oh Tom, I highly doubt Linda has a cheesey greaser". " Oh my gawd bro, I was mortified when I went to do her doggy style, and saw her cheesey greaser".
by Captain Cannabis January 4, 2019
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