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Cheekless Bastard

1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard

"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard

"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
by Not A. Lush October 13, 2011
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cheekymeister

cheekymeister is something which provides a visceral reaction from someone. You use it when you see something odd, quirky or cute. Never used in serious situations and is used by non-serious people. You will know it when you see it.
"That baby being dragged by a rooster is extremely cheekymeister" - Very cool person

"What the fuck?" - Very serious person
by thecheekiestmeister November 26, 2024
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