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Checking the oil

When you have so much grease and mold saturating the pubic hairs in the region between your gooch and your innermost cheek, that you can barely walk another step, and therefore "check," the oil. Depending on the circumstances one might: change your yellowing, mud-stained briefs, or dispose of them in the nearest body of water.
Goddamn! It's so hot out here that there is anal waste and sweat running down the bottom side of my thigh out of my shorts! This definitely requires checking the oil
by Dr. Dong Tip October 29, 2015
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check your oil

ramming your fingers up someone's ass
Hey, let's go check his oil!
by caesar December 9, 2003
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Checking her oil

A test to be preformed on a chick before eating her out. Finger her a bit and catch a whiff of your finger and you'll know if its safe to proceed.

Use your finger like a dipstick to check her oil
Yo man i checked her oil and knew it was safe

or

Yo man i checked her oil and DAMN!!! Was that a stank pussy.
by Herb311 October 25, 2004
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checking your oil

When one inserts their finger in their own anus in order to gauge their personal stink level.
Don't touch me bro, you been checking your oil
by Informersno July 26, 2016
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check her oil

When engaged in foreplay or intercourse you insert a finger or fingers into your partners anus, thus "checking her oil".
"As I was doing my girl in the doggy position I reached down to check her oil."
by Natedogg370 December 14, 2007
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Check your oil

I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.
by t June 29, 2004
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check your oil

When someone pisses you off enough that you threaten to stick something, like your foot, up their ass.
by Oz in the ATL July 23, 2007
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