Charlimagne 

Charlimagne is a one-of-a-kind type of girl. She’s very deep in her emotions but in a kind of beautiful way. She's one of the most beautiful girls you could ever come across. She is so quickly lovable, that you'll get mad at yourself for not becoming her friend. She is crazy (In a good way), sweet, funny, kind, brave, caring and wears a sweet angelic smile. She is usually shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her you will get to witness her craziness! She is an amazing, loyal friend who will never let you down.

Charlimagne is a good friend and a queen of her own kingdom

Charlimagne by Linnaeusvirus June 8, 2021

Charlemagne 

Extreme Lamer

Charlemagne: |)00|)! |'|\/| 4 14|\/|3R!

Charlemagne by Austin Powers July 14, 2003

Charlemagne 

Shinobi's bitch! Yeah! What now!

Charlemagne made Shinobi a sandwich

Charlemagne by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Charlemagne's dick size 

Is it fat?

Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."

Charlemagne's dick size by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

Dirty Charlemagne 

Fucking a german chick while on a quest to restore the Holy Roman empire.

"You know I had to pull a few dirty charlemagnes."

Dirty Charlemagne by Picklarc February 13, 2024

Charlampagne 

Da infamous "over-indulging" Roman emperor during the Middle Ages.

The Great Charlampagne always made a blustery show of disapproving of any and all dissipative activity, but we all know what he did in private wif da fine spirits --- do as I SAY, not as I DO.

Charlampagne by QuacksO October 14, 2018

czarlemagne 

Czarlemagne your name means that you love hanging out with your friends, people would think you're intimidating at first but once they get to know you they feel they gained another sibling. Czarlemagne means loving and caring with a bit of fun and wild side

You lack czarlemagne in your life.

czarlemagne by Euodia June 8, 2021