Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.

Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.

by orangehouse December 13, 2010

Chingchongious

An adjective discriminating Asian.
A meaning of bad, unpleasant.

Dad: what did u say?!? U got a B in math.
Don't talk to me until u get a A+++ in math again. I don't have a such chingchongious son.

by A Chinese June 5, 2023

life changing dick

The dick that wrecks homes and vaginas. The dick that changes lives for the better or worse. They will never forget. It changes them forever.

The ex-wife is still DTF from that LCD life changing dick

by R3d_Rabbit December 20, 2016

a-changing

In the process of changing

Times are a-changing.

by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009

ChingChongChinaMan

ChingChongChinaMan went to milk a cow
ChingChongChinaMan didnt know how
ChingChongChinaMan pulled the wrong tit
ChingChongChinaMan got covered in shit

ChingChongChinaMan know nothin'

by jc199999999999999999999 September 19, 2017

changbanger

A non-asian woman who prefers sex with asian men. See fangbanger

Yeah, Grace is always hanging around the Stats Department--what a changbanger.

by teamwomack February 18, 2010

diaper changing pad

A diaper changing pad is a pad in which to change a baby's diapers on. Diaper changing pads prevent wetness and soiling of surrounding areas while diapering babies. Diaper changing pads are commonly made out of 100% waterproof vinyl, with a soft quilted and padded backing to add to baby's comfort.

I placed a diaper changing pad down on top of the washing machine and dryer, before laying the baby down to change him.

The bathroom counter top had a plastic diaper changing pad laying on top of it.

Inside the bottom dresser drawer were 3 baby diaper changing pads.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. November 1, 2006