candleing

When you light a candle and poor the hot wax in her asshole. Then fuck it to break the hard wax.

My girl wanted me to candle her last night. We love candleing.

by KoxJkidd69 March 9, 2017

chandeliering

The term describes when a minor comment or conflict triggers a pain so great that we “jump as high as the chandelier” with our emotional response. Some examples are road rage or even losing it at a sporting event.

He is totally chandeliering about your calling his team a loser.

by Neniwhite April 29, 2016

chandeliering

When a male loosens his genitalia by slightly squatting with legs slightly apart and shakes/dips slightly.

That guy from accounting was totally chandeliering while I was talking to him! I know it's hot but c'mon dude--that's gross!

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

Chandlerism

A religion in which believes in the almighty chandler and the number one even more almighty, God.

“Yes, Yes I do follow Chandlerism, in the chible, in chandleronomy 33:14 it says “the sexy man, chandler will come and bounce thy ass upon request and leave after you have ejaculated semen on them thick ass cheeks.”

by ChandlerismFollowe72 March 18, 2021

Chandleritus

'Chandleritus' or 'Chandler Disease' Is a condition named after the Chandler character on the American sitcom 'Friends'. The effects of this incurable disease can be very severe. It is the need to make a joke out of everything that is happening, and having a serious attitude for only 3 minutes at a time. As a long term sufferer of this awful condition, I find it increasingly more and more difficult to keep a steady job, or to even pass the interview. So for as little as £3 a month, you can help ease the pain of this illness.

Me: On the way to this interview, I saw a guy who looked smarter dressed than me and I panicked a little, but he went the other way.
Interviewer: No, you look fine.
Me: Oooh hello, you look fine to you handsome devil. Sorry I have Chandleritus

Friend: My nan just died.
Me: Where there's a will...there's a way, congratulations. The drinks are on you I assume?
Friend: It's a good job I don't have Chandleritus, I need to write the eulogy.

by Shanus.T.Anus October 27, 2011

Chandlerism

When a man is married to a woman, but has deep and intimate feelings for a man.

His chandlerism is going to result in his children asking questions when they get older.

by Dragoon231 June 17, 2011

tactical chundering

Forcing one's self to puke in order to continue drinking.

"Dude can't hold his liquor. Naw, he's fine, that's legit tactical chundering."

by ThatDallyGrrl March 29, 2015