Lawn-Chaired 

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.

The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself

Lawn-Chaired by tmac2014 December 4, 2011

to get chaired 

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area

To get chaired tutorial!!

twitter.com/cigsfortheig/status/1373978783963738115?s=19

to get chaired by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022

wheel chaired 

To be so impaired from drink or drugs that a wheel chair is needed to move you.

Justin was so trashed in the Las Vegas Airport after a weekend of partying that security deemed him "unfit to fly" and he had to be wheel chaired out of the airport.

wheel chaired by Alphonse Drzzny December 29, 2008

spinny-chaired 

Another word for drunk

Im feeling spinny-chaired.

spinny-chaired by KitZoom February 8, 2021

spinny-chaired 

It is another word for drunk.

Im feeling spinny-chaired

spinny-chaired by KitZoom February 8, 2021

Jared on the Chaired 

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

Jared on the Chaired by notoeduw December 21, 2024