Lawn-Chaired

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.

The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself

by tmac2014 December 4, 2011

to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area

To get chaired tutorial!!

twitter.com/cigsfortheig/status/1373978783963738115?s=19

by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022

wheel chaired

To be so impaired from drink or drugs that a wheel chair is needed to move you.

Justin was so trashed in the Las Vegas Airport after a weekend of partying that security deemed him "unfit to fly" and he had to be wheel chaired out of the airport.

by Alphonse Drzzny December 29, 2008

spinny-chaired

Another word for drunk

Im feeling spinny-chaired.

by KitZoom February 8, 2021

spinny-chaired

It is another word for drunk.

Im feeling spinny-chaired

by KitZoom February 8, 2021

Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

by notoeduw December 21, 2024

chairdrobe

The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser. If a chair is not available one can always defer to a floordrobe.

I searched through my chairdrobe to find my outfit for work.

by Amanda S B Green June 11, 2007