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Charbonneau

Pronounced shar-bun-oh. Eleven letters. Confusing to telemarketers and people who have no brain stems. Spelled incorrectly 99.9% of the time. Awesome, French Canadian, and a little bit sexy.
Telemarketer who was quite obviously a tad bit ghetto: Hi, is Karen... Char... Shar... Chair-bone-oh... Shar-bone-yo... um... it sounds like a type of wine... is she there?
Karen: ...what?

Guy 1: My name is James Charbonneau.
Guy 2: And how do you spell that?
Guy 1: J-a-m-e-s C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: Okay, C-h-a-r-b-o-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: No, there are two N's. It's C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: That's not what you said.
Guy 1: Yes I did.
Guy 2: Okay, so it's S-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: GODDAMN IT!
by Isabelle McBoogerballs June 2, 2010
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Chairforce

Reffers To The Majority Of The Airforce That Fly Nothing But Desks. Used Mainly By Ground Force Who Do Actual Fighting I.E. Army,Marines.
Soldier: So What Do You Do?

Airman: I'm In The Airforce

Soldier: You Mean The CHAIRFORCE
by 68Winasanddune September 24, 2009
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charboner

A grilled bratwurst that has been charred and has dropped through the slots on the rack into the ashes.

Also, a nickname for someone who is being a ditz.
Sorry I charbonered your brat.

"Jen, you being such a charboner. Grow a brain." said Tonia.
by Tonia-Jen August 22, 2008
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charbone

A verb describing the actions of a terrible driver, and the results thereof. Cutting off another driver and/or causing or nearly causing an accident.

A proper noun given to a person who "charbones".

Origin: A word derived from a person of a similar namesake who continuously boned other drivers on the road.
Passenger: Dude! WTF! Check your mirrors BEFORE you merge, you just charboned that guy.
Driver: Relax, it wasn't a full-blown charboning. I didn't hit 'em or anything.
Passenger: You F'ing Charboner!
by jackie kenefick September 13, 2012
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Charbonnet

To have large amounts of physical strength and power.
To move this fallen tree we need something with alot of charbonnet.
by Jill HIlltop November 19, 2007
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claiborne

a girl usually very good looking, has the best friends but is always makeing new ones. loves makeing a fool out of herself to entertain other people. most guys drool over her amazing skills in bed. probably dateing the most popular guy, and deeply in love. falls in love easily, gets hurt even easier. loves kissing in the rain and gummy bears
oh my god! is that claiborne!? i've always wanted to meet her!
by jake behrens April 12, 2008
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Brayden Charbonneau

Complete pussy who has a teeny tiny uncircumcised penis (pretty much all foreskin tbh). This absolute stoner has no clue how to hold a relationship seeing as he's a total douchebag (no like fr him and his woman have probably broken up at least 40 times). He is pretty much the textbook definition of a Chad and this asshole is a complete hothead. He is a very angry little man with severe anger management issues so make sure to steer clear of this kid! He sports quite the gay haircut I must say, some would even say it resembles that of Ellen Degeneres. But, in conclusion, he's a complete prick with a tiny dick and a huge weed addiction! Fuck you Charb!
Person 1. *sniff*

Person 1. Do you smell that?
Person 2. Smell what?
Person 1. It reeks of Chad in here holy fuck
Person 2. Oh that's Brayden Charbonneau
Person 1. Ohhh, be careful not to make fun of that kid, he'll tell Baggio!
by thig69 May 2, 2019
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