Corking

When you have to shit so bad but its not the right time so you have to clench your butt tight like its a cork in a wine bottle.

man i have to shit so bad i'm corking right now.

by BellyRing July 3, 2016

corking

When you wear a personal flotation device (PFD aka life vest) because you have been consuming alcoholic beverages and want to float in a body of water without drowning.

I really miss corking on the Russian River!

by misstakenfor December 2, 2019

Corking

During a gay 69 “also called an eleven”, the guy on the top is corking the guy on bottom’s mouth.

“The property brothers, season 3, episode 2, displayed a new granite countertop in the kitchen and subsequently proceeded to allow Drew to start corking a splayed Johnathon.

“He yelled, there ain’t no give in this granite”’

by Notthepropbros June 11, 2022

corking

The act of holding your bowels inside for as long as possible, even days.

He's been corking for a week now, i'm sure he's toxic

by Trini Grasshopper February 29, 2008

Corkington

Corkington is related to that of the late artist, Angelini Corkingtonio, who during the early 17th was interested in the development of silly and goofy paintings of cats and vegetables. Corkington was his art style. Corkingtonio also started messing around with his neighbors during the late 17th when he was becoming decrepit, by throwing eggs that his chicken had just laid into his neighbor's house. Corkingtonio's last wish was that he wanted to be remembered as an artist and a prankster, and right before he died his final words were, "I have corked sufficiently."

One friend is talking to the another friend about Angelini Corkingtonio and then out of the blue, one friend will just start screaming and writhing "IM CORKING, IM CORKING, OMG, IM CORKING" then a second later, everything will be normal. A person who has just corked will have been the CORKINGTON of that situation, because they would have corked. However, there are some uses for corkington that are looked down upon in the community:
For example, if I would have started corking in church, I would be excommunicated from the Corkington community, and I would have been banned from all the Corkington meetings.

For example, if I would have started corking during a family gathering with my grandma there, it would have been taboo, however, if no grandparents were there, it would been socially acceptable to cork in front of my cousins and parents.

by Tommy Archibald Pigskin December 30, 2022

Carking

The act of one male undressing in his car in a public car park for the sole purpose of attracting another male

Dale parked at morrison’s and started carking, brian was impressed

by Skippy645321 August 24, 2018

Clerking

The evolution of lurking for a prolonged period of time with no movement from the original position. Long enough to open up shop and begin clerking.

Me: yo that cars been parked down the block with the headlights on for like 2 hrs now. Friend: they’re probably just smoking too man calm down. Me: nah dude motherfuckers set up shop and steady clerking right now.

by Desert lightning May 31, 2019