centipede

An awsome multi-legged creature that most people hate for no logical reasoning. There are well over 3,000 species of centipedes in this world, many of which can grow well over a foot and a half in length. Centipedes are the companions of the elite. Any amature trying to handle a centipede will probably get bit; they'll probably deserve it too.
I have a pet centipede. He is better than you, and your children.
by Drake Dracoli August 19, 2003
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Centipede

A crazied alter ego of both spirit and Namehunter which is very fun to step on and annoy. Inhabits msn and halo and is hated and killed by everyone/everything
Centipede was killed by a vechicle
by BobaDeath May 23, 2004
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Centipeder

Getting off on licking the blood that came from the anus from a person whose is sewn to the mouth of another person.
Dr. Hieter was such a Centipeder in the final few scenes of the movie.
by NOTForTheLittleGuy October 23, 2011
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centipede

This is an activity between a man and a woman that starts with a moneyshot. After the proper deposit has been made, the man grabs the women by the back of her head and proceeds to knee her in the face until all of her teeth are missing. This should be followed by releasing your partner, then immediately flexing your arms forward and down, waving them open and closed whilst screaming in the deepest voice possible, "Centipeeeede!"

In a work environment, when discussing the centipede, it may be crucial to use the lesser known term "arthropod".
"Hey, how did your date with Jen go last night?"

"Centipede!"
by cm34p4in March 13, 2007
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centipede handjob

when you get in a human centipede and you give a handjob in the man front of you.
Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*
by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014
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house centipede

A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede
me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*
by Donkeytron April 17, 2007
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Centipede Fingers

The ability to type at 100 words per minute or greater. Also associated with the chatter from the keyboard on someone who can type ridiculously fast
Joe has centipede fingers. "Hey Joe take it easy on your keyboard with those centipede fingers of yours."
by yungott December 15, 2015
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