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Cellphoning

The ambiguous activity that takes place when one sees someone with their cellphone, but can't determine whether the person is texting or dialing a number.
Tim: "Hey, mom, who're you call-- text-- Uh, who're you cellphoning?
Mom: "Your mom."
Tim: "..."
by Death of Marat July 1, 2011
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cellphoneafile

It's when someone annoyingly dials and/or texts your cell phone. They finger fuck their own cell phone to try and get you to answer their multiple phone calls or reply to their repeated texts.

Often referred to as "blowing my phone up"!
Lilly: This asshole got my number off my facebook wall and he is cellphoneafileing me!

Cassi: What do you mean?

Lilly: He's is a is finger fucking his phone to death more than a pedafile on a playground does!

Cassi: Hahaha i get it!
by Lilly Devilin January 7, 2012
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cellphonearitis

An adverse condition of neck, back, and wrist pain resulting from prolonged periods of improper posture during chronic cellphone use.
I can’t work today, my cellphonearitis is acting up.
by Starlight11 August 4, 2022
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DWC - Driving While Cellphoning

Man, I just got a ticket for DWC - driving while cellphoning.
by WillHavoc December 13, 2012
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