cellphone

That device which generally all people posess, it cannot be out of arm's length because of society's fear of losing contact. Teenagers "text" with it, and if they are not consistantly in contact with multiple friends and/or acquiantances, they implode. The average age a teen/child recieves this vital lifeline has been lowering since the dawn of the 2000's. While it used to be a device shockingly few people posessed, you now see many a six year old "texting," as they should be in order to socialize properly. A device people tend to throw against walls when frustrated.

"Mom, everyone else has a cellphone, and I NEED one to text!!!"

by raygenah December 28, 2009

cellphone

Stupid little thing that some stupid nerd made to simplify out life at the same time it destroy it.

Drive talking in the cellphone- fine, you can communicate, but only until you crash your car.

by -Marilyn- January 28, 2006

cellphone

A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself .

People don't see you're alone if you're looking at your cellphone.

by Najjaci April 14, 2015

cellphone

cell phone

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

cellphonic

Self-aborbed, ignorant, or stupid behaviour, such as demonstrated by those walking or driving while using a cell phone.

The cashier is calling the next guy in line and he's too busy fiddling with the Hershey bars (with almonds). That's the most cellphonic thing I've seen all day.

by theonlypseudonym February 6, 2010

cellphoned

Self-owned.

1524| Hottub: and btw, way not to realize I'm at lunch jerkoff.
1524| Hottub: err, that's "lunch, jerkoff"
1524| Kordos - Work: heheheh
1524| Kordos - Work: cellphoned.

by Kordos March 6, 2003

Cellphoning

The ambiguous activity that takes place when one sees someone with their cellphone, but can't determine whether the person is texting or dialing a number.

Tim: "Hey, mom, who're you call-- text-- Uh, who're you cellphoning?
Mom: "Your mom."
Tim: "..."

by Death of Marat July 1, 2011