Cawood

Surname of the slightly deranged, they often enjoy random outbursts of non-funny spasms which they themselves will find quite hilarious. Although fairly intelligent, a Cawood would rather annoy others by acting in a slightly crazy manner than get along with tasks set to them. Although Cawoods will generally come from wealthy backgrounds, they will often not carry on the good nature of their parents and instead wish pain upon many others by waving their countless £20 notes in your face.

B - What's that guys surname?

J - Cawood i think

A - Yeah he's the strange guy

by atothebizzle January 19, 2011

catfood

(n) A synonymn for Cocaine, or any other drug that can be snorted up the nose.

"Hey, do you have any Catfood?"

"Yeah, lets feed our cats in the restroom"

by Nolan9402106 November 29, 2006

Cathoodle

A Man Whore

Bethany broke up with Brant because hes a cheating Cathoodle

by DepresoExpresso August 18, 2022

catfood

A friend group of 3 girls who secretly have sex with each other and use beinf friends as a cover up.

Those girls look like catfood to me, don't you think?

by chowdereater July 2, 2022

cat wood

sex but the parts are small

i haad cat wood

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

epik catfood

A cowardly male that moves from chat site to chat site harassing others for fun. He will try to exploit others while keeping himself hidden. He only shows face to certain women, indicating creepy behavior. Also mistaken for Eddie. He only leaves to sleep.

Have you heard of that Epik catfood? Who cares!

by whydidijustlol June 24, 2025