Catskill blackbeard

When a man dips his scrotum into a coffee mug filled with warm elderberry syrup for medicinal purposes. He is often wearing a T-shirt with no pants. The scrotum must be submerged for at least an hour to achieve any kind of benefit.

I was starting to feel a little under the weather so I gave myself a Catskill Blackbeard and I started feeling much better... until my wife came in and asked what the fuck I was doing.

by champduncancraig February 24, 2010

catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

Catshit on Toast

A name a cook gives to a meal they throw together at the last minute and the answer they give to everyone who asks the question "What's for Dinner"?

I wonder what Mom is cooking for dinner tonight? I sure hope it's not Catshit on Toast again.

by NonnaK March 11, 2011

catshit!

A juvenile phrase screamed at the top of your lungs in a sporting environment when you are encouraging your team members to 'catch' the ball. Often used in gym period to get away with swearing.

Kyle: "Catshit! Mark! Catshit!!!"
Gym teacher: "What did you say?"
Kyle: "I'm telling Mark to catch the ball sir."

by redyakuza June 10, 2009

Catsicles

frozen treats for your cat.u

it was hot yesterday, so mary and anna made catsicles for there two cats.

by fuckthathotass69 July 6, 2018

catshit

Another word used to give the same meaning as "bullshit"

Hunter: I just got laid while playing Black Ops!!
Colin: What?! That's catshit! I don't believe you.

by Shremco January 20, 2011

latex catsuits

a latex catsuit is a skin tight "usually black colored" shiny from ankle to wrist zippered bodysuit usually worn by women

britney spears was wearing a red latex catsuits in her 2000 music video "Oops i did it again"

by Joe Smith 2 August 7, 2007