A cowardly male that moves from chat site to chat site harassing others for fun. He will try to exploit others while keeping himself hidden. He only shows face to certain women, indicating creepy behavior. Also mistaken for Eddie. He only leaves to sleep.
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A town in South East London (SE6) slowly becoming gentrified with creative types, but also quite rough, a bit like Forest Hill and Deptford, no one from north London has a clue where it is.
Has a Lidle, Aldi and Poundland, so yes it is cheap. But it's got a trendy new Cinema so will eventually become like Peckham. You'll find roadmen and chavs here, and a lot of screaming mums dragging along a kid with dried snot on them.
Otherwise you come across quite normal people here, you've got pretty standard newsagents and butchers and, and then, places like the cinema and some trendy new pubs.
Has a Lidle, Aldi and Poundland, so yes it is cheap. But it's got a trendy new Cinema so will eventually become like Peckham. You'll find roadmen and chavs here, and a lot of screaming mums dragging along a kid with dried snot on them.
Otherwise you come across quite normal people here, you've got pretty standard newsagents and butchers and, and then, places like the cinema and some trendy new pubs.
Oh you live in Catford is that the place with the Big Cat statue! Oh it is? O yeah I've always wanted to go there
where
where
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Employee: Sorry I'm late…had to stop at the store
Boss: Again?! One more time and you're fired!!
Employee: cat food.
Boss: what was that?
Employee:uhh..nothing, I had to get cat food at the store
Boss: Again?! One more time and you're fired!!
Employee: cat food.
Boss: what was that?
Employee:uhh..nothing, I had to get cat food at the store
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Get the Catwood mug.A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.
by Stephen February 15, 2005
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