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Capetonian

Welcome home, Capetonians!
by George McBob August 24, 2009
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Catatonic Rat

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.
Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!
by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018
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catatonic stupid

When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.

Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.
ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"

ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."
by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009
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casatopia

The communal home where best friends will ultimately reside together in their golden years.
The friends will vote to determine whether their future casatopia will view the Pacific or the Atlantic.
by ohiostateannie November 25, 2021
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katatonia

A great Swedish melodic death metal band.

Current members:

Jonas Renkse (aka Lord Seth) – vocals (1991–)
Anders Nyström (aka Blackheim or Blakkheim) – guitar (1991–)
Fred Norrman – guitar (1994 –)
Mattias Norrman – bass guitar (1999 –)
Daniel Liljekvist – drums (1999 –)

Discography:

Demos

* Rehearsal (1991)
* Jhva Elohim Meth (1992)

Singles

* Ghost of the Sun (2003)
* My Twin (2006)
* Deliberation (2006)
* July (2007)

EPs

* Jhva Elohim Meth... The Revival (1992)
* For Funerals to Come (1995)
* Sounds of Decay (1997)
* Saw You Drown (1998)
* Teargas (2001)
* Tonight's Music (2001)

Albums

* Dance of December Souls (1993)
* Brave Murder Day (1996)
* Discouraged Ones (1998)
* Tonight's Decision (1999)
* Last Fair Deal Gone Down (2001)
* Viva Emptiness (2003)
* The Great Cold Distance (2006)
Katatonia is a great band featuring great vocals, good songs and melodies.
by DarkSubjectMatter December 14, 2008
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catatonic

One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"
by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004
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Catania

Catania is a nice girl. She enjoys cooking her own food and eating healthy. She is athletic, smart, and self sufficient. She cannot go a day without her kombucha and without laughter. She dislikes warm weather and prefers the foggy cold winter days so she can drink plenty of tea. She's studious and an intellectual but doesn't know it. She is a very protective and opinionated friend who isn't afraid of voicing her opinion. catania is a very determined person with an old soul. People who know a catania should listen closely to what they have to say because they are mostly correct and always deep in thought.
Catania is going to be a principal ballerina someday.
by 7ledger August 13, 2017
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