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math class catatonia

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.
"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."
by jimmybil July 22, 2014
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catatonic

Person suffering from extreme fear or anxiety, usually as part of their anxiety, personality, or psychotic disorders.
They do not move, not because they can't or because they are lazy, but because of fear, embarrassment, bad feelings.
Most of social anxiety sufferers resume normal moving, when they are alone. They only freeze when near people.
Besides not moving, they have other symptoms such as headache, toothache, jaw pain, because these organs freeze too.
When guests arrived at my house, my body started to shake, sweat, and I could not move for few hours.
When they left, I resumed my normal activities. Hell of a day! I think I am a catatonic.
by ExcellentRooster February 13, 2021
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catatonic

One who has smoked to much marijuana and is beyond the highest point ever reached in (he/she)'s marijuana experienced.

The highest point that can be reached when smoking marijuana.
Forrest - Dude, Dave was Catatonic last night
John - I Know! he was on his ass.
by DJ_MaTRIX September 4, 2008
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Catatonic

A medicine that makes you act like a cat
She meowed loudly after one dosage of catatonic
by kiera_the_cat December 4, 2021
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catatonic

Catatonia is the catatonic state of a person who has been admitted to the "Zone" when staring into space for a very very very very long time. Not a pleasant thing to experience cos the lights on but nobody's home.
Im out of my mind, please leave a message... i must be catatonic
by kkchaz November 12, 2010
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Catatonik Cat

A Young Hardstyle and Techno artist from Melbourne Florida. Started out in early 2008 when he lived in a one bedroom apartment with his parents. Formerly known as Vulffen.
www.myspace.com/catatonik check out Catatonik Cat on myspace!
by Catatonik Cat December 2, 2009
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Catatonic

1: excitement, or excessive movement, is associated with extreme behavior directed toward oneself or others.

2: slang for a girl that gets hit on often because of her striking presence, energy, and swagger. When she enters a room, her ebullience is immediately felt. She attracts all genders; enjoys concubine rice. If she chooses to date you, you are deemed a lucky person.
ldub: I met this beeze the other night at a bar.

Sunshine: Oh yeah, what she like??

ldub: She's hot as hell, so damn catatonic. I'll be lucky if she call me.
by kittysbeeze June 16, 2010
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