carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

carrottop

Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

carrottop

(verb) To fart so powerfully and repulsively that you are propelled into the air.

That was f***ing disgusting. Did you see Phil carrottop yesterday? He should not have eaten those burritos.

by Kbucks March 30, 2008

carrottop

A joke that sounds funny in your head, but the rest of the world doesn't think so.

"I'm sorry. That was a total carrottop. I thought it would be funny, but then after saying it realized it wasn't even close."

by Cannus December 20, 2008

carrottop

a stupid redhead that sells a phone
number

by fairy girl March 17, 2003