carrot sticks

Something that is also called clem. Loves cucumber and carrots. When you have all of these things you are called a carrot stick.

Who are you?
A carrot sticks

by Cucumber and carrots September 10, 2019

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carrot sick

the carrots grow in ur stomach and then wen u throw up they get cut off by the stomach acid and come out ur mouth

all peoples sick.... carrot sick

by spanish chicken April 10, 2009

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Sticky carrot

It is a carrot that is generally found to be sticky.

I just picked up a sticky carrot

by Grimmreaper98 August 15, 2017

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Insert a stick in inside of your weinerhole, And shove a carrot inside of her vagina, Spread her legs like she is doing the spilts, to plow as hard as you can while trying to angle it it to go threw to her asshole (Better done with a virgin so you can pop the cherry).

"Hey brad, I heard you gave lil jessie stickin a carrot lastnight."
"Hell yah dawg, she said it gave her a seizure after the juices of the carrot went inside her, I think shes allergic to Vitamin A and some weird shit about potassium."

by ya o'l dusty clam April 10, 2020

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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 8, 2018

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