scottish carpentry

The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!

I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)

by Jackson Greenhorn September 16, 2020

Quiet Carpentry

Any facet of Home improvements that are painstakingly attempted before dawn. Indictive of a man tweaking whose up all night .Carpentry done with keeping the noise down as a priority because everyone else is sleeping. A tweaker who has a knack for doing carpentry in his home between the hours of 12 am and 7 am , thus resulting in scattered small jobs with at best sub par results.

Since the pandemic the 24 hour hardware store in Manhattan has been closed overnight . What a drag for my beloved Quiet Carpentry.

by BillyKrash July 31, 2021

Don Carpenter

is the infamous god who distributed justice throughout Dale County High School. When he raised his five fingers most listened, but when you didn't know how to count or tuck in your shirt, you were doomed to the Gates of Hell.

*Don Carpenter eats microphone* "Mrs. Deaton's Class line up please!"

by InsideJokesOnly December 21, 2018

John Carpenter

The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.

John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Sabrina Carpenter

A bomb ass, gorgeous, blue-eyed, blonde haired BEAUTY!! she can sing, act, dance, draw ...honestly anything you can think of. Bitch is perfect. Her voice is flawless, like have you heard her sing? If the answer is no then I suggest you do NOW! Some people refer to her as “that girl on girl meets world” or “just another Disney singer wannabe” but just fyi sweetie, she was singing first. And to that first definition, if she starts to cuss in songs then so what? Girly is 18 right now (born on is May 11, 1999) so she’s growing up ya know? So yeah, she’s perfect and just wow. She likes chocolate, cake, the color yellow. She has 3 sisters- Cayla, Shannon, and Sarah. Cayla being her only half sister (NOT STEP). She has two beautifully married parents named Elizabeth and David that we thank so much for ya know... making her and stuff. Anyways, I could go on forever but just check her out!!

Normal person: oh hey that’s Sabrina Carpenter she’s so pretty.

Stan: JAJXHK SABRINA! SHE CAN KICK ME IN THE FACE AND I WOULD THANK HER FOREVER

by sabrinaismyqueen December 17, 2017

John Carpenter

1) American film director, producer, writer, composer, and sometimes actor, known for the Halloween and The Thing films.

2) Contestant on the US version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, who won the grand prize without having used any Lifelines (but using Phone-A-Friend only to have his father on the line to hear him win the million dollars). Who says a bespectacled bookworm-looking person can't be badass?

1) John Carpenter is one of the best horror filmmakers alive.

2) John Carpenter doesn't need any Lifelines to make WWTBAM his bitch!

by Trey4Life February 6, 2012

Like a carpenter making chairs

To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.

You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.

by Kompress0r September 26, 2020