Carnivorism

The practice of indulging in a diet strictly consiting of meat and animal based products. Carnivores typically abstain from eating products derived from the exploitation of fruits and vegatables.

Billy: I recently began practicing carnivorism after viewing a graphic documentary on the exploitation of plants such as fruits and vegetables.

Joe: That's inspiring man, you're a real hero.

by CouchPotato2019 September 2, 2018

craniorectal inversion

A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.

Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."

by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005

carnivore

One who eats the flesh of animals

I believe I'll have a steak. I'm a carnivore.

by quagblar March 7, 2007

Cape Carnivore

Getting quickly into an involved sexual emotional relationship only to fly out of your own life or crash land into the sea.

Robert J. Lanier

I need to walk slowly with you in the uphill direction and not blast off on Cape Carnivore.

by Robert J. Lanier January 16, 2008

Closet Carnivore

Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.

Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore

by JonnyAudiophile June 18, 2011

Carnivorous Cum Cave

A Vagina

Sally has one mean Carnivorous Cum Cave

by Roboticus August 25, 2008

carbnivore

just like a carnivore but for carbs. a carb addict

-cake or steak?
-cake. I am a carbnivore

by kunefa September 23, 2005