Carl-Filip

He is Him.

PS. Has a big cock.

Girl1: Omg is that Carl-Filip?

Girl2: No. That is Him.
Girl1: I bet he has a big cock.

by Thewall7983 January 3, 2025

Carl's Funeral

A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.

"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."

by TFE February 20, 2007

Shut the fuck up Carl!

Shut the fuck up Carl! is a military meme that usually is scene that depicts some military situation sometimes it’s a funny mess up or just a picture that involves the military. There’s usually a snarky or funny remark made of the current situation on top, with a bottom text being along the lines of “shut the fuck up, Carl” but this can also fluctuate, except that the guy is always addressed as Carl. Some other notable different ones are: “Goddammit, Carl” “Seriously,Carl."

Shut the fuck up Carl! As Carl is doing something stupid.

by Assar2015 May 25, 2016

fat carl

It's a sexual myth where you shit in a sock and then smack someone in the face with it.

I totally slammed a fat carl on his ass!

by Jessie Michaels August 9, 2004

Filthy Carl

The act of defecating in ones sock and proceeding to slap another individual across the face with the afformentioned. In most occurences, there is a giver and a reciever. (Usually a tremendous insult)

I gave Brittany a dirty carl when she turned around.

by Justion Bailey October 2, 2003

The Funky Carl

The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.

I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.

by shamorie February 26, 2020

Flying Carl

When you shit in a sock and then hit someone in the head with it. Sometimes mistakingly refered to as a Hot Carl.

My neighbor had been running over my garbage cans lately so I snuck up behind him one night and wacked him with a Flying Carl.

by SI-Ex-Pat January 15, 2010