carcolepsy

Pronounced: Kar-ko-lep-see

The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and busses.

The act of passing out while in a car regardless of passenger or driver status.

Roadtrip? Count me in, but I can't drive. I have carcolepsy and we'd all die.

by amy short March 11, 2006

carcoleptic

car⋅co⋅lep⋅tic {kahr-kuh-lep-tik}

adj, Pathology.

A disorder characterized by the sudden and uncontrollable attack of deep sleep immediately following a promise to your roadtrip buddy to stay awake the entire time.

See carcolepsy.

"I'm sorry officer, my roadtrip buddy is apparently carcoleptic and neglected his duty to keep me awake. That is why I drove through your town's annual Midnight Midget Parade. I think a few of the buggers are still lodged beneath my car."

by Ben Brandt March 4, 2009

carcolepsy

a condition characterized by brief attacks of deep sleep brought on by simply being in a car

Dude, your car is so comfortable it gives me carcolepsy

by kelly del gaudio July 21, 2007

Charcoal black

A nigga so black he is invisible to the human eye without the use of a torch

Jesus Christ, he came out of nowhere! That nigga is completely charcoal black.

by Alskdkfjg June 26, 2019

Charcoal Black Pilled

A dangerous level of black pilled where you have lost faith in everything. You see everyone as a scammer including your wife. You think of existence as a scam. Everything sucks. You see everyone as a psychopath.

Charcoal Black Pilled Yarci said - fuck everyone and everything. Everyone is a Psychopath scamming everyone

by 500xaddict October 18, 2019

carcolepsy

the irresistible desire to sleep while sitting in the car

As soon as my husband backs the car out of the driveway, carcolepsy sets in, and I'm out.

by Kittydoc October 24, 2012

Charcoal Briquet

Nigger; person of African origin

Let's go get crumpt up with those charcoal briquets in Southeast DC

by Dandelion February 4, 2005