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barbicide

When a barber commits suicide.
Paulie was old and tired of cutting hair for the same people over and over, listening to their sob stories all the while. So he drank that blue stuff on the counter and committed barbicide.
by LarryD23 November 16, 2009
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Crabicide

The horrible act of murdering crabs. All crabs. Usually involves boiling water...
Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with crabicide!
by Esoen May 6, 2009
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crapicide

Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.
Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!
by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005
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carbinedevil

The biggest baddest flamer on all forums. Has the ability to verbally knock-out anyone who dares to stand in his path.
Here comes Carbinedevil! Run!
by The Neggas December 14, 2010
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Carbacide

Verb: The act of murdering any healthy way of life you may have been leading, up until the moment you decided to binge eat carb intensive foods. Completely undermining weeks or even months of hard work and abstinence. Carbacide is usually done at 4 am in a Taco Bell drive through or at a street vendors wok station in the middle of Key West.
ade is shitfaced and stoned 6 ways from Sunday, dont take her to Taco Bell right now, you know she's going to commit carbacide, despite her Ana tendencies.

I'm not sure if Fantasy Fest was the best idea... After watching Coy plead with the police to let him commit carbacide via wok tossed dog at 4AM. (It's illegal to buy food after 4am in the keys)
by your dietitian November 2, 2010
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Caticide

When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.
Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 9, 2018
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Larbicide

When a blond girl hunts children on horseback
"Dude! Did you hear about the larbicide at Princess Margaret?"
by Larissa M. Lucas August 13, 2009
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