Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."
Person two: "Shut up."
Person one: "Why?"
Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."
Person two: "Shut up."
Person one: "Why?"
Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."
by AYYFRON April 24, 2011
Get the name carpetbombing mug.Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.
Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?
by Midnight310 August 16, 2011
Get the Carpet Match the Drapes mug.As gratitude:
Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"
Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"
Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"
Mike: "What?!"
As atonement:
Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"
Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"
Jeff: "Damn right she did!"
Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"
Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"
Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"
Mike: "What?!"
As atonement:
Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"
Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"
Jeff: "Damn right she did!"
by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010
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