When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.
by torkhum April 26, 2006
When you spontaniously have an old man come to your house with a car jack and he fiercfully stretches your asshole to amazing proportions
by Carjacker June 14, 2018
by Slap Happy September 17, 2006
i only play pac-man and that car jack game, there's nothing better than scoring a caddy and mowing down some street ho's...
by francojean23 November 09, 2007
The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.
(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
by Tailpipefucker June 07, 2019
by Blueberrywaffles69 November 04, 2022
a pice of shit that has rust in it's body work, chairs replaced by wooden chairs and a chode on it's bonnet.
it's a debarcle
by HotHotJism April 23, 2004