Christie Camel Toe

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.

Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..

by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

hung like a camel

A penis so large that it relates to the size of a camel's. Commonly used by arabian people.

Girl One: Girl, that arabian guy has a 9" penis.
Girl Two: Yeah, he's hung like a camel.

by A-RabMan April 22, 2016

Camel Toad

The Camel Toad (incilius camelus) is a toad species found in the Great Plains region of The United States. It is well known for its ability to exude toxins from glands within its skin that have psychoactive properties.

Contemporary reports indicate that cameltenin-containing toad toxins have been used as a street drug; that is, as a supposed aphrodisiac, ingested orally in the form of ch’an su, and as a psychedelic, by smoking or orally ingesting Camel Toad secretion or dried skins.

During hot and dry weather, Camel Toads will seek out water and can often be found at local rivers and pools.

Let's go down to the pool to scout out some camel toads.

by Blippee July 12, 2023

Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.

"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."

by O. W. Tongueincheek January 22, 2022

chocolate camel

When a lass shits in her hands and smears it all over her tits. The male then places his nob between the lass' tits and gets a tit wank.

I was at Heskey's house and this fat lass gave me a proper good chocolate camel.

by lordmasterdejiksibeastheskey September 29, 2014

Camelia

A very smart, beautiful, trust worthy, loving girl. She'll always be there and listen to your problems for hours on end. She'll be that one person who hasn't left yet, She has many talents and has a secret dirty side only her best friends know about. Camelia is a strong girl, who's had problems in the past but always has a way to figure things out. She'll give advice and try to help you as much as possible. She can lack confidence beacuse she doesn't see how beautiful she is. She's a genuine, kind, girl who any boy should love and adore. If anyone messes with her, there will be a group of people who will kick their ass, If anyone hurts her there will be many people who will get revenge for this lovely flower.

Camelia is also a beautiful flower, this name fits for Camelia's, beautiful, strong, mysterious.

Friend: "He hurt you? I'm going to kick his ass!"
Camelia: " you don't have to do that for me <3"

Friend: " No, I want to. No one hurts you, I love you.

by ;)Secrets. December 22, 2013

Lying Camel

A woman involved in a relationship with someone who's occupation requires them to be out of town for periods of time or lives a distance away, but has sex with others as soon as he leaves town.

Lucy; “Your girlfriend left the bar last night and went to a hotel with a grease-ball.”
Charles; "But she promised me when it came to sex she's like a camel!”
Lucy; “Wow! What a lying camel!”

by EBGB September 26, 2011