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Evan Cantor

A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.

Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.

An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.
Evan Cantor by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019
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Georg Cantor 

Alpha male gigachad who invented set theory, was called a liar through his whole life, discovered an even stronger notion of infinity, went insane, died, and then everyone realised how true everything he said was.
Georg Cantor is a set theorist, usually considered the first one.
Georg Cantor by cyclopentane June 8, 2023
can-trip

1) magical spell

2) an alteration of a rule or physical law.

3) a change in basic rules or laws.

4) an aberration but without negative or positive connotation.

5) can be trippy but without drug use.

6) a modification to one of many rules is not a powerful thing but may allow for other more powerful things to take place.
1) it was as if someone actually used a cantrip when the magician levitated off the stage and defied the laws of gravity.

2) the same force that causes gravity also causes a cantrip on three dimensional space that we have yet to conclusively understand and believe may allow for the warping of time.

3) cross gendered people are aberrations where as people who have non-gendered homosexual identity are more likely to be true cantrips of nature as it's impossible to identify ones self as being the opposite of something that is just a socially constructed fiction to begin with. only through aberration is such a thing possible.

4) deciding not to use the crosswalk when it's perfectly safe to do so is not criminal thus it is not jay walking or any other aberration of law and order. when and where it does get you across the street safer and quicker for everyone, it is a cantrip of the law.

5) it was as if the whole world might stand on it's ear when we realized a polar shift was in progress and magnetic north was something that can move! it felt like a cantrip had been played and reality might spin itself out of control in our minds but it was really nothing to worry about.

6) the cantrip change to privatization in california's electric power supply lead to ridiculously increased electricity prices and price gauging.

Canton salute 

Being given the middle finger followed by a number of obscenities or being called a loser by a resident of Canton Massachusetts
I stopped by to get a chicken parm at the local pizza shop in Canton only to be greeted with the Canton salute!
Canton salute by Turtle rider September 5, 2023

North Canton 

A small town in Northeast Ohio where middle to upper middle class teens think that they are ghetto because they vape, smoke grass, sag, and wear their hoods up in class.
Gurpreet: yo, how is dem North Canton doggies doin
Jimbo: youre one of those wannabe hoodlums arent you
North Canton by Jimbob le Vestan October 16, 2018

Tim Canterbury 

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.
Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*
Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005