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Loading the Cannon

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A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.
"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"
by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011
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The Alf Cannon

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When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.
Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.
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tampon cannon

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a female vagina with extreme tampon blasting force.
1. did you see that? that bitch got a tampon cannon!

2. BOOM! SPLAT! I just set off my tampon cannon!
by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007
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To pull out and ejaculate on a female's stomach.
I didn't want to get that bitch pregnant so I pulled out and give her a few shots from the Tummy Cannon.
by SteHulk July 10, 2014
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Stuff the Cannon

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This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.
Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.

Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.

Wade: Jesus

Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.

Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.

Dick: You said it man
by LouieKablooie June 19, 2009
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The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
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Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.
by Steve Croft November 3, 2014
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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