"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."
"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."
"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"
"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."
"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"
by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011
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by Daniel "Leo the Great" Krcmar June 11, 2006
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1. did you see that? that bitch got a tampon cannon!
2. BOOM! SPLAT! I just set off my tampon cannon!
2. BOOM! SPLAT! I just set off my tampon cannon!
by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007
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by SteHulk July 10, 2014
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Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.
Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.
Wade: Jesus
Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.
Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.
Dick: You said it man
Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.
Wade: Jesus
Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.
Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.
Dick: You said it man
by LouieKablooie June 19, 2009
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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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