Canasta

A game where you end up getting raped on the last hand by someone taking the pile and winning.

I always get owned and lose the game canasta when someone takes the pile of cards and goes out.

by Some Nigger January 26, 2004

Canastronaut

A Canadian astronaut.

Roberta Bondar became the first woman Canastronaut to go into space in 1992.

by Jamieson McGonigle September 1, 2005

catastrafucked

Short for 'catastrophically fucked' usually as a result of profound alcohol consumption

"How was last night?"

"I can't remember, I was catastrafucked"

by Well Spoken Moron December 31, 2016

Cannata'd

The feeling or experience of being let down, screwed over or told one thing and witnesses another.

Can't believe it! I just got Cannata'd

by Mattyscarlett April 17, 2020

canastas

courage or bravery, similar to balls

You need a decent set of canastas to take that on.

by mustbetrue November 17, 2017

Catastravaganza

1.) An extravaganza of a catastrophe.

2.) A catastrophe of an extravaganza.

Catastravaganza, when a catastrophe and extravaganza meet.

When the donkey from the petting zoo, kicked the birthday clown, the party turned into a castravaganza.

by Adam KilHarney November 7, 2018

catastrafuck

When a person or situation is royally, completely, and utterly fucked

Todd - “bro the party last night turned into a complete catastrafuck”

by Bigdickirish October 27, 2022