Cang

What happens when feels from a fandom become too much to handle.

One Direction wore tank tops onstage last night?? THEIR SHOULDERS OHMYGOD THE CANG IS OVERWHELMING IT HURTS SO GOOD EXCUSE ME WHILE I JUMP OFF A CLIFF INTO A SEA OF NOPE

by mudget September 2, 2013

cang

To pulverize something into a million pieces by squeezing it tight, keeping an unapologetically neutral look on one's faces.

Yo, Christian you totally canged that glass.

by ooz_ie October 29, 2018

Cange The [Flange]

A man with a steel universal beam (I-beam or girder) as a penis

"I am Cange The Flange and I have my brown wings!" proclaimed Rob to a crowd of unsuspecting law students.

by Fransball March 27, 2009

Cang Jie

A Chinese dude that invented mandarin

Cang Jie is the gayest Chinese man ever.

by Gaestgae November 1, 2023

lou cang

How Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat would spell his name if he was white.

Lou Cang lives in the U.S.A.

by Rodney Basil November 1, 2003

Cange

Adjective. Very crazy or surprising.

It was very cange that he did not want to go to the party

by InArea51 July 3, 2023

Wei Cang

One of the coolest person you will ever meet, jack of all trades one can say, he's incredibly funny and will never let you down, he's also very supportive and loves helping people, if you got any troubles, talk to him! he's crazy similar to a counselor, and can be one of the best friends you could ever have your whole life!
But be careful though, don't make fun of his name, or you may not see the light of day again....

Oh my god, Wei Cang is so good, I wish he was my boyfriend <inserts dreamy eyes>

by Apologisation January 20, 2021